tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69134402011-07-28T09:11:52.642-07:00Confused RamblingsJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.comBlogger841100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1155406311172202922006-08-12T11:10:00.000-07:002006-08-12T11:11:51.186-07:00Another F&^%$ing BridgeJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com13tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1155321133958928562006-08-11T11:30:00.000-07:002006-08-11T11:32:14.000-07:00Bat Cave?Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1155246551087920762006-08-10T14:47:00.000-07:002006-08-10T14:49:11.100-07:00Ancient HieroglyphicsJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1155194026773011202006-08-10T00:11:00.000-07:002006-08-10T00:14:21.096-07:00Under The BridgeJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1155148213356526352006-08-09T11:27:00.000-07:002006-08-09T11:30:13.390-07:00AbridgedJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1155064181598510272006-08-08T11:58:00.000-07:002006-08-08T12:09:41.640-07:00Post CardesqueJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1154457117464753692006-08-01T11:29:00.000-07:002006-08-01T11:31:57.503-07:00The Results Are InWhat do you think of music that automatically plays on blogs Hate It (88%) Love It (7%) Dont Care (3%) You're Blog Sucks Either Way (0%) 26 total votes I was very happy that "Youre blog sucks" didn't get any votes. You may now choose to play the music in Stickam on the lower righthand side.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1154276445998662692006-07-30T09:20:00.000-07:002006-07-30T09:20:46.013-07:00What do you think of music that automatically plays on blogs Love It Hate It Dont Care You're Blog Sucks Either Way Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1154201801810431042006-07-29T12:34:00.000-07:002006-07-29T12:36:41.826-07:00Better Than LennonJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1154024630474406602006-07-27T11:21:00.000-07:002006-07-27T11:23:50.486-07:00Look Before You CrossJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1153934560203480272006-07-26T10:21:00.000-07:002006-07-26T10:22:40.236-07:00One Way TrackJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1153848815054132622006-07-25T10:28:00.000-07:002006-07-25T10:38:12.910-07:00Down On Main StreetJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1152386734499217022006-07-08T12:23:00.000-07:002006-07-08T12:25:34.516-07:00You Can Bank On It.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1152035872396259802006-07-04T10:55:00.000-07:002006-07-04T10:57:52.426-07:00Canada DayJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1149011177795006022006-05-30T10:39:00.000-07:002006-05-30T10:46:17.810-07:00The Reviews Are InNot that anybody gives a shit now but I just watched Brokeback Mountian. The problem with critiquing a movie that deals with such subject matter is that if you speak poorly of the movie people automatically call you closed minded or a bigot. Well this movie wasn't that good, at all. And it didn't have anything to do with the homosexual nature of the film. I found it to be quite Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1147336671711860482006-05-11T01:33:00.000-07:002006-05-11T01:37:51.726-07:00Jeb For PresWouldn't it be greatIf they elected Jeb in'08Another term of BushAnother 3 billion goes flushAs American flows down the drainPass on your crown of shitUpon your liars chairA broken country, You cannot repair*(Last 3 verses modified from Nine Inch Nails song Hurt)Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1146556852352413022006-05-02T00:57:00.000-07:002006-05-02T01:00:52.370-07:00Good BushThe temperature in hell must have dropped a few degrees, because what Bush said about the American anthem is right. If you come to America you should have to learn it and sing it in English. It is, after all, called the American national anthem, not the Spanish American anthem. I don't think it's asking too much if you live and work in a country to learn how to speak the goddamn language.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1146281874892768002006-04-28T20:10:00.000-07:002006-04-28T20:37:54.906-07:00United 93Some thirty million dollars and 2200 acres of land are to be used for a memorial for the people aboard United Airlines flight 93. That is the biggest load of bullshit I have heard in a while. You think the dead people from the flight would want that? I'm not saying we should forget them, but how about a plaque with the names of all the people that would cost maybe 500$. Take the 30 mil Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1145947365218333972006-04-24T23:40:00.000-07:002006-04-24T23:42:45.240-07:00Mama Let Him PlayJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1144645229638095532006-04-09T21:47:00.000-07:002006-04-09T22:00:29.676-07:00Dad, Tom Cruise Won't Come Out Of The Closet!This whole TomKat thing is like deja vu for me. It's eerily like that episode of the Simpsons when Troy McClure marries Selma...or was it Patty? Tom Cruise is fading from the limelight. His agent, Macarthur Parker, suggests that Tom be seen in public with a woman...it will put him back in the spotlight and squash those rumors about his sexuality. So heJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1144520829505293862006-04-08T11:24:00.000-07:002006-04-08T11:27:09.516-07:00Caption ThisLinkJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1144450900783605572006-04-07T15:52:00.000-07:002006-04-07T16:01:40.793-07:00That's What a Union's LikeIs it just here or are all city employees in the world totally lacking of common sense? They shut down one of the main thoroughfares in the city, during rush hour, to do a patch of paving. Now I'm not a fancy city planner or anything but it would make good god damn sense to do something of that nature at night or late morning so as not to interfere with traffic.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1144290023639296752006-04-05T18:43:00.000-07:002006-04-05T19:20:23.703-07:00MeltdownI saw Ice Age II last night. I'm pretty sure I heard people crying. It wasn't a sad movie. It led me to thinking when crying is acceptable, so I have made a list.Okay to Cry:-You get Kicked in the Balls/Penis Gets Chopped Off-Family Member or Close Friend Dies-All Booze in the Entire World Blows Up In a Freak Accident-The Playboy Mansion Blows Up In a Freak Accident A Week Before Your Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1143967142206476262006-04-02T00:30:00.000-08:002006-04-02T00:39:02.216-08:00They Cured Cancer!Well you would think that with all the bullshit research they waste money on. Like the latest study that shows strangers who pray for people with heart problems don't have any effect on the patient. How in the fuck do you even measure that?I want to do a study of my own. Lets gather the people who decide to study junk like this and those that fund it. I will kick each one in theJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1143796392465820792006-03-31T01:03:00.000-08:002006-03-31T01:13:12.476-08:00NeglectedMuch like a kidnapped whore, I have come back to slap this blog around a couple more times until it dies.There's been an increase in the amount of 9/11 conspiracy talk going on lately. If you watch that loose change video it's pretty hard to believe that the events of that day didn't have a bit of help from someone. But do you honestly think we will ever find the truth, and realisticallyJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1141619548746633392006-03-05T20:27:00.000-08:002006-03-05T20:32:28.756-08:00And The Oscar Goes To:Crash won best picture. I'm glad, thought it was highly underrated. Pleased Bareback didn't win because of all the hype it was getting.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1141342116176153372006-03-02T15:08:00.000-08:002006-03-02T15:28:36.226-08:00A Letter From Scott StappI just wanted to say how sorry I am to my fans for this whole sex tape thing. God know it's bad enough you have to hear me sing, let alone see my bare white ass with a stripper who has a mullett (or was that Kid Rock?). I guess I should be happy that the tape of me, Kid Rock and the goat hasn't come out yet but you can be sure I won't be doing anything like that again (orJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1141277732765471802006-03-01T21:33:00.000-08:002006-03-01T21:35:32.776-08:00Pure GeniusThe Lego SuicidesJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1140902812245977292006-02-25T13:24:00.000-08:002006-02-25T13:26:52.260-08:00Caption ThisSource: John MacDougall/Getty ImagesJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1140890107261741112006-02-25T09:49:00.000-08:002006-02-25T09:55:09.086-08:00Drama QueenI was at a hockey game last night when one of the players fell to the ice. Nobody knew what happened to him but he had to be taken out on a stretcher. While he was down I noticed a young woman on the other side of the rink. She was frantically fanning her face with her hand, and kept clutching her face like worried people do. She seemed like a prissy bitch, and kept looking around for Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1140749432628571272006-02-23T18:40:00.000-08:002006-02-23T18:50:32.656-08:00MemoDear blog enthusiast,After review of your site, we have come to the conclusion that your blog is a piece of shit. You have violated the following rules: posting pictures of ugly people, use of capital and non capital letters in the same word (i.e. cUz), annoying use of cursor (i.e. in the form of a butterfly) and having a welcome box that you have to click before entering. It is our decision Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1140658480283643662006-02-22T17:27:00.000-08:002006-02-22T17:36:26.476-08:00Coincidence? I Think NotMost of my blog posts come to me while sitting on the toilet. Usually I forget them, but this time I remembered. I was thinking about how Saw II and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are essentially the same movie. Each has a crazy weirdo who lures people to his lair. He sets tests for each of his "victims" by involving something to do with their character (i.e. gum chewerJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1140376244710551872006-02-19T11:10:00.000-08:002006-02-19T11:13:52.590-08:00Blog Du JourClick HereJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1140279739872898472006-02-18T08:21:00.000-08:002006-02-18T08:22:19.873-08:00Source: http://boingboing.netJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1140277579722761852006-02-18T07:28:00.000-08:002006-02-18T07:46:19.756-08:00Random Ramblings1. I may quit blogging for months at a time for no apparent reason2. My template has changed once again3. Why can't George Bush and Dick Cheney ever go hunting together4. That Danish guy does one bad cartoon and there's a bounty on his head. The Family Circus guy has year's of bad cartoons and there's nothing on him5. My lips hurt real bad6. US Olympic Snowboarder's are idiots.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1137520408760271962006-01-17T09:51:00.000-08:002006-01-17T09:53:28.773-08:00Listening To InstructionsWhen it says "Cut along dotted line to open," You god damn better well cut along the dotted line.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1137269493388757842006-01-14T12:10:00.000-08:002006-01-14T12:11:33.410-08:00Dream Me a DreamI had a dream I watched a plane crash, there were no survivor's.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1136734402939964562006-01-08T07:31:00.000-08:002006-01-08T07:33:22.960-08:00The New PornGet yourself some lube and a hanky, and sit down to read a knitting blog. It's the most exhilarating experience you'll ever have.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1136507137387665152006-01-05T16:23:00.000-08:002006-01-05T16:25:37.396-08:00Morning JogI saw a woman walking her dog today. The dog was wearing a suede hoodie. No kidding.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1132243012765489672005-11-17T07:53:00.000-08:002005-11-17T07:56:52.776-08:00Caption ContestLast Weeks Winner: ninjaturtlesoup said... Are interspecies relationships going too far? More on this at eleven.His site in Now in the Link Column.This Weeks Pic.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1131823357078835792005-11-12T11:19:00.000-08:002005-11-12T11:22:37.090-08:00My Blog FormulaShort Attention Span + Easily Accessible Templates + Easily Bored = New Blog Layout.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1131725593542364812005-11-11T08:10:00.000-08:002005-11-11T08:13:13.543-08:00Lest We ForgetIn Flanders fields the poppies blowBetween the crosses row on rowThat mark our place and in the skyThe larks, still bravely singing, flyScarce heard amid the guns below-John McCraeJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1131725330964395632005-11-11T07:22:00.000-08:002005-11-11T08:08:51.056-08:00Woman of The WeekJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1131637854487326082005-11-10T07:34:00.000-08:002005-11-10T07:50:54.526-08:00I h8 Y0usEw...HaVnt BLog'd iN a BiT So ThOugHt I ShOulD leT mY peePs knOw wAz uP. iM s0000 depRezed lATley. cAlled m0m a h00re, so ShE w0n't lEt mE plAy nINteNd0 f0r 2 wH0le dAYz!!! omG!!!! anD dAd haz to w0rk lAte t0Day s0 I cant HAVE tHe CaR. h0W thE f00K Im i suPP0sd t0 geT t0 mY j0b???? mY lIFe suKz. maYb I sh0ulD juzt k1lL mYsElF. N000 I d0nT meAn tAht. AnYh00 g0TTa g0. lUv t0 usE a11.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1131591632545133272005-11-09T18:58:00.000-08:002005-11-12T11:03:17.520-08:00Blog of The WeekClick the "Rent My Blog" Link on the right or Here.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1131584239765228262005-11-09T16:51:00.000-08:002005-11-09T16:57:19.786-08:00Caption ContestJust use the comments to add a caption. The contest will run for one week and I will give a link to the best one.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1131303165630421162005-11-06T10:43:00.000-08:002005-11-06T10:52:45.733-08:00It's MY BirthdayMy birthday is coming near the end of this month and I thought seen as how you readers think of me somewhat like a god*, I went ahead and compiled an Amazon.com Wishlist. If you'd like to get me something just e-mail me(dexterdawg@hotmail.com) and I will send you the wish list. If'in you wants to send cash just use my Pay-Pal Donate button to the left. *I am not a god and do not Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1131206738728185352005-11-05T07:53:00.000-08:002005-11-05T08:05:38.736-08:00ChangesIn an effort to cut down on the actual thinking I have to do for this blog I'm going to start to include some weekly features. They will include Woman of the Week, A Caption Contest (the winner will receive my undying affection or a link, whichever they value more), Photo of the Week (a pic I have personally taken) and if somebody rents my blog there will be blog of the week. Hopefully I Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1131158078017690942005-11-04T18:32:00.000-08:002005-11-04T18:34:38.036-08:00Woman of the WeekJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1131156661237217682005-11-04T18:07:00.000-08:002005-11-04T18:11:01.250-08:00It's a BoogieI was just thinking about kids who pick there nose and then eat the boogers. Why the hell would you ever do that. I'll admit that as a child I picked, maybe even flicked, but it never occurred to me to eat it. Makes you wonder what other bodily solids these kids are eating. "Timmy, where did you get that chocolate bar from?"Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1130685617165110472005-10-30T07:14:00.000-08:002005-10-30T07:27:06.723-08:00Blog of the WeekHer Link is HereJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1130595757832242412005-10-29T07:15:00.000-07:002005-10-29T07:22:37.843-07:00I Have A ConfessionI have to thank Mr. Sulu for inspiring my decision. Right here on the internets I will tell the world that I am, in fact, straight. That's right, heterosexual. I like women. It was very trying for me to let the world know, but I feel better now that it's off my chest.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1130470037134810982005-10-27T20:16:00.000-07:002005-10-27T20:27:17.146-07:00He Works Hard For The MoneyElvis made the most money of dead celebrities this past year with 45 million dollars. It's encouraging to know that a dead guy makes more money in one year than I will make in my entire life. I don't like Elvis dead, and I'm sure I probably wouldn't have liked him alive either. So stop buying those collectible "Dead Elvis on the Toilet Seat Dolls" and start giving your Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1130193613570533622005-10-24T15:35:00.000-07:002005-10-24T15:40:13.576-07:00Hook, Line, and SinkerI saw a man, who had a hook for a hand, while eating lunch the other day. I thought it fascinating why you would choose to have a hook. If I had a hook I would use it to scare kids and such. My girlfriend pointed out that he probably lost his hand before the time of prosthetics. But my one dying question is; how many times do you scratch your crotch before you remember that Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1129512710747376692005-10-16T18:12:00.000-07:002005-10-16T18:31:50.753-07:00Mistaken IdentityA highschool girl in Australia is upset that students at her school circulated a porn clip featuring an actress they thought was her. Full Story. She was quoted as saying, "It made me feel horrible, it was unfair and humiliating that they had done this." This girl was also in another newspaper article stating that she was unaware most men think with their dicks and that the lure Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1129417482684610962005-10-15T15:55:00.000-07:002005-10-15T16:04:42.690-07:00When I Rule The WorldI will make it against the law to have Christmas decorations in stores before December. I will also make it illegal to have your lights turned on before or after the month of December. Christmas is not about how much shit you can put on your house or how many presents you can cram under your tree. It is about family and togetherness and, so long ago I don't remember when, it Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1129194521241806262005-10-13T01:59:00.000-07:002005-10-13T02:08:41.246-07:00Must Not Have Been ImportantThere's been an increase lately of people who call to the hotel and say "This number was on my call display do you know who it was?" Hmm, let me think. We have 81 rooms of which about 60 are occupied. Each room averages about 2 people so that's 120 people occupying the hotel. Of which I may interact and get to know about 10-15 of those people. So to sum it up, I HAVE Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1128311615101452952005-10-02T20:40:00.000-07:002005-10-02T20:53:35.106-07:00That Was My Idea!I was gonna start a blog exchange program. The majority of the blogs would be a bunch of bullshit about stay at home moms, knitting and unfunny Italian comedians. I would let the odd good blog join, but they would all be low ranked in my blog-off matches (a contest between 2 blogs to see which is better by having other members vote for it). Then I came to the realization that a Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1128214770208996322005-10-01T17:40:00.000-07:002005-10-01T18:00:51.210-07:00Seemed Like A Good IdeaThe Internet is a wealth of information. And, amongst that wealth, there are "31 Really Bad masturbation Ideas." You can view the full list Here. Or read my list of some of the more disturbing ones.1. Using a pen in the anus with the cap on and having the cap get stuck, waiting a day and crapping it out.2. Putting a piece of wire into the urethra and ending up hospitalized Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1128056097901073902005-09-29T21:44:00.000-07:002005-09-29T21:54:57.906-07:00Cat PeopleWhy are people with more than one cat always so god damn crazy. They make little outfits, dress them up, and have tea party's with them. These people typically die alone because cat urine doesn't work well as a perfume. And if you treat your cat like the one in the picture, they will likely eat your face off while you sleep, for being such a prick.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1128041932150000402005-09-29T17:57:00.000-07:002005-09-29T17:58:52.150-07:00The photo essay's were not coming thru as I had hoped, and have been removed. If I can figure out a better way to show them they may reappear.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1127583950738046732005-09-24T10:38:00.000-07:002005-09-24T10:56:13.146-07:00Go Out and Get Me MoneyAre you tired of hurricane this, and poor homeless that? Why not give some of your money to a person who doesn't really need it. You wouldn't take a book home and read it without paying, that's stealing. Even the library charges fees. So why not throw me a couple of bucks for reading my site. After all, your not a thief, are you?*Donations will not be used for pornography, Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1127432493620237702005-09-22T16:39:00.000-07:002005-09-22T16:41:33.620-07:00Retardation Knows No BoundariesHad lunch today at the local university pub with my girlfriend. If ever you want to see service at its shittiest you should go there. The meal was decent but I had some leftovers and asked to have it wrapped up to go. They brought it back and we left it on the table along with my girlfriends backpack and jacket while we went over to play some pool. Whilst in the Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1127352567737890732005-09-21T18:16:00.000-07:002005-09-21T18:33:23.603-07:00Special Guest PostHi, my name is Rita and I'm about to give Texas a hell of a blow job. Serves old Georgie right for acting so slow in New Orleans. I'm gonna knock his house down and then he can have Trent Lott over when he rebuilds. But really there are a bunch of evil doers in Texas and I've gotta squash those freedom hatters. Oh, by the way, you may want to take out a bank loan cause the priceJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1126774164778055122005-09-15T01:44:00.000-07:002005-09-15T01:50:58.406-07:00I try not to make a habit out of snooping on guests at the hotel. However, when you check them out and the first item on their bill is a $14.99 movie (porn) you just have to know which one they watched. "Just Orgies" and "Teenage Sex Kittens" seem to be quite popular. So, to, does the viewing time which is typically under twenty minutes. Just enough time to release the stress from a hard days Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1126639479199341542005-09-13T12:11:00.000-07:002005-09-13T12:30:33.316-07:0010 MPH is a documentary type film about 2 guys who quit there corporate based jobs and travel across America on a Segway scooter. While this does seem like a pretty neat voyage, I can hardly agree with some of the media headlines that marquee on their site; 1) "A uniquely American journey..." I really don't see how someone in Canada or Japan couldn't make this same voyage and then call it a Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1126422068154501322005-09-10T23:40:00.000-07:002005-09-11T00:01:08.160-07:00The Face of GodThat is a picture of the inside of my shoe. Clearly it is the face of Jesus, or perhaps the Virgin Mary or maybe even Dick Clark. I will auction off the shoe right here on this site starting at 100$. I will pay the shipping. Email bids to dexterdawg@hotmail.com *Please note that due to me wearing the shoe alot since the picture was taken the face of Dick Clark may have been alteredJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1126381555461819982005-09-10T12:16:00.000-07:002005-09-10T12:50:49.753-07:00Fun, Like A Root CanalDickwad politican Tom Delay asked a pair of boys, displaced by the hurricane, if them staying at a shelter was fun. Sure it was fun, when the strong winds blew our house down, when the water swept away our dog, and when our grandma died cause she didn't get any medical help for 4 days. Maybe instead of doing all this PR bullshit by touring the gulf they should stay the fuck Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1126239137273580672005-09-08T20:49:00.000-07:002005-09-08T21:12:17.296-07:00Douche AlertA family stayed at our hotel, they had some expensive mountain bikes locked to their vehicle. The bikes were stolen and the people were upset. Our manager refunded their money for the room, even though it was not our fault and we have signs stating that guests park at their own risk. The family has since filed a complaint with our parent company and wants us to reimburse them for theJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1126030448979573432005-09-06T11:00:00.000-07:002005-09-06T11:14:08.996-07:00Today's HeadlinesJust been surfing the net and looking at some of today's new headlines.#1: "Spokesman: Armstrong Comeback Possible." Comeback? How the fuck is this a comeback. When you leave a sport for 5 years and then make a triumphant return, that is comeback. Not when you leave the sport for a month to catch up on screwing your untalented windbag of a girlfriend. I hate these assholes who "Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1125719708568533652005-09-02T20:46:00.000-07:002005-09-02T20:55:08.573-07:00What's In a NameWhy do we live in a society that has to put a human name on a hurricane? And they aren't even intimidating names like Bertha or Hilter. They are names like Katrina and Andrew. How about hurricane Noodles or hurricane Rex. Hurricanes are destructive forces of nature and should be named as such. New Orleans would have gotten federal aid immediately if it were hit by hurricane Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1125376470442221382005-08-29T21:23:00.000-07:002005-08-29T21:34:30.446-07:00Disposable Income?I just threw away the equivalent of a large pizza, still hot. Pourquoi, you ask? I have no fucking clue. A guest of the hotel just brought me three boxes from room service and asked me to put them in the garbage. He didn't seem angry, like the pizza was shitty and that's why he wanted it disposed of. Seems like he just had a few pieces, got full and didn't want anymore. Had he Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1125374332031688192005-08-29T20:55:00.000-07:002005-08-29T20:58:52.036-07:00I May Be GayI had a dream about Tom Cruise last night. We were buddies and hung out together and stuff. I hate Tom Cruise. I don't know what brought on the dream. I hope I didn't catch that gay thing that's been going around.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1125168874284997352005-08-27T11:52:00.000-07:002005-08-27T11:55:30.093-07:00Mon Fuhrer What Famous Leader Are You?personality tests by similarminds.comUntil now, I used to think those on-line personality tests were bullshit.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1125159949047857922005-08-27T09:07:00.000-07:002005-08-27T09:25:49.086-07:00Do You Want Fries With That?"Potato chips and french fries could soon come with a warning label if the state's top attorney prevails in a lawsuit filed Friday against nine fast food chains and snack-food makers." Source. The warning is for acrylamide, a chemical that may cause cancer, but is not scientifically proven to do so. Why are we creating a new generation of pussies that needs to have Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1125158832947310242005-08-27T09:03:00.000-07:002005-08-27T09:07:12.953-07:00WelcomeSeems I have a frequent visitor from Columbus, Ohio. Just curious as to who you are and how you found the site. Drop me an e-mail or something in the comments section.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1125084438491607192005-08-26T12:16:00.000-07:002005-08-26T12:31:27.900-07:00I'm on a DietHuman nature never ceases to amaze me. To stand in line at the movie theatre and hear someone order a large popcorn with layered extra butter and then get a diet coke to drink. Don't try and tell me maybe they like the taste of diet Coke, because diet Coke tastes like shit. They are drinking it because of some health reasons. i.e. They can't have sugar etc. Guess what, if you are Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1124924604896795762005-08-24T15:39:00.000-07:002005-08-24T16:03:24.903-07:00No Means NoAugust has been a busy month here at the hotel. That means many night's of the week we are sold out. However, we don't have a no vacancy sign so many people still walk in off the street inquiring about room availability. I'm not sure if it's ignorance or just sheer stupidity of people, but the number one comeback when I say we are sold out is, "Your kidding." Just last night I had a Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1124844661193670692005-08-23T17:22:00.000-07:002005-08-23T17:51:01.200-07:00Can You Say Double Standard?Pat Robertson, an American televangelist, was reported as saying it would be a whole lot cheaper to kill Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez than to start a war with him. Lets just pretend for a moment that I said that, but instead of Chavez I said George Bush. My ass would be in jail so fast my head would spin, or if I was from Britain substitute spin with blown off. ButJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1124506759260851312005-08-19T19:48:00.000-07:002005-08-19T20:20:36.303-07:00Help WantedI need someone to ghost write a book for me. I'll tell you what to say and you just need to type it and have the book published. Not that I can't do it myself but I'm incredibly lazy. You would receive no pay or recognition, but you could always tell people, "Hey. I wrote that book." And I would be your friend forever. Well, at least until one of us is dead. After that I can't make Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1124426702541196162005-08-18T21:38:00.000-07:002005-08-18T21:45:02.546-07:00Stop the HateAfter all these years why do we still have to have seperatism between the coloured's and the whites. Do we live in such archaic times that the two can't intermingle together. I have a dream, that one day when I do my laundry, I will be able to mix my red shirt with my black underwear and my white socks. In hot or cold water, with or without bleach. Some say I'm just a crazy visionaryJordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1124341183754900322005-08-17T21:55:00.000-07:002005-08-17T22:04:54.510-07:00DinksI'm gonna open a restaurant for women called Dinks. The servers will be attractive men dressed in tight underwear. Men everywhere will protest that it objectifies them, while the women will argue that if you've got it; flaunt it. Women will try to apply for jobs and I won't let them because they don't have Dinks and then I'll get sued.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1124340178150293652005-08-17T21:34:00.000-07:002005-08-17T21:42:58.156-07:00P OffHey Puff Doody Jerk Ass. Nobody cares what your name is. The whole I am Bob, no wait I'm B, now I'm Bob again was done 10 years ago by Prince. It didn't do fuck all for his career and it won't do anything for yours. Up until this announcement I thought you were dead. Let's go back to that.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6913440.post-1124338328410656272005-08-17T21:10:00.000-07:002005-08-17T21:12:08.410-07:00It's Baaack!I did away with the old posts and the old template. Welcome to the new Confused Ramblings. Really good posts to follow, I promise.Jordanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04569890553225453329noreply@blogger.com0