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Help Wanted
I need someone to ghost write a book for me. I'll tell you what to say and you just need to type it and have the book published. Not that I can't do it myself but I'm incredibly lazy. You would receive no pay or recognition, but you could always tell people, "Hey. I wrote that book." And I would be your friend forever. Well, at least until one of us is dead. After that I can't make any promises.