Thursday, September 29, 2005

Cat People



Why are people with more than one cat always so god damn crazy. They make little outfits, dress them up, and have tea party's with them. These people typically die alone because cat urine doesn't work well as a perfume. And if you treat your cat like the one in the picture, they will likely eat your face off while you sleep, for being such a prick.

The photo essay's were not coming thru as I had hoped, and have been removed. If I can figure out a better way to show them they may reappear.

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Go Out and Get Me Money
Are you tired of hurricane this, and poor homeless that? Why not give some of your money to a person who doesn't really need it. You wouldn't take a book home and read it without paying, that's stealing. Even the library charges fees. So why not throw me a couple of bucks for reading my site. After all, your not a thief, are you?
*Donations will not be used for pornography, illegal drugs, alcohol, or to support terrorism.




Thursday, September 22, 2005

Retardation Knows No Boundaries

Had lunch today at the local university pub with my girlfriend. If ever you want to see service at its shittiest you should go there. The meal was decent but I had some leftovers and asked to have it wrapped up to go. They brought it back and we left it on the table along with my girlfriends backpack and jacket while we went over to play some pool. Whilst in the middle of my shot I noticed that my to go package was no longer at the table, only the backpack and jacket. I went over and asked the waitress what happened to it. She proceeds to apologize and dig the package out of the garbage and offer it to me. She says, "It's still wrapped, sorry." It was in the fucking garbage and she was going to give it back to me. Q'est qe le fuck? If that's what they do in front of customers I hate to see what they do in the kitchen. It should go with out saying we won't be back.

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Special Guest Post
Hi, my name is Rita and I'm about to give Texas a hell of a blow job. Serves old Georgie right for acting so slow in New Orleans. I'm gonna knock his house down and then he can have Trent Lott over when he rebuilds. But really there are a bunch of evil doers in Texas and I've gotta squash those freedom hatters. Oh, by the way, you may want to take out a bank loan cause the price of gas is about to go up.

Coming Soon: A neato photo essay about the end of the world.

Thursday, September 15, 2005


I try not to make a habit out of snooping on guests at the hotel. However, when you check them out and the first item on their bill is a $14.99 movie (porn) you just have to know which one they watched. "Just Orgies" and "Teenage Sex Kittens" seem to be quite popular. So, to, does the viewing time which is typically under twenty minutes. Just enough time to release the stress from a hard days travel.

Tuesday, September 13, 2005


10 MPH is a documentary type film about 2 guys who quit there corporate based jobs and travel across America on a Segway scooter. While this does seem like a pretty neat voyage, I can hardly agree with some of the media headlines that marquee on their site; 1) "A uniquely American journey..." I really don't see how someone in Canada or Japan couldn't make this same voyage and then call it a uniquely Canadian journey. 2) "..Pioneers." Pioneers of what? Self serving trips across continents on scooters? 3) "..Courageous Effort.." You need not much courage for something like this, just a shitload of time and money.
Have a look at their site Here

Saturday, September 10, 2005

The Face of God

That is a picture of the inside of my shoe. Clearly it is the face of Jesus, or perhaps the Virgin Mary or maybe even Dick Clark. I will auction off the shoe right here on this site starting at 100$. I will pay the shipping. Email bids to dexterdawg@hotmail.com

*Please note that due to me wearing the shoe alot since the picture was taken the face of Dick Clark may have been altered. If neccessay I will send the pictures with the shoe.

Fun, Like A Root Canal
Dickwad politican Tom Delay asked a pair of boys, displaced by the hurricane, if them staying at a shelter was fun. Sure it was fun, when the strong winds blew our house down, when the water swept away our dog, and when our grandma died cause she didn't get any medical help for 4 days. Maybe instead of doing all this PR bullshit by touring the gulf they should stay the fuck at home and give the money they would have spent, on airfare, to the relieve effort.

Thursday, September 08, 2005

Douche Alert
A family stayed at our hotel, they had some expensive mountain bikes locked to their vehicle. The bikes were stolen and the people were upset. Our manager refunded their money for the room, even though it was not our fault and we have signs stating that guests park at their own risk. The family has since filed a complaint with our parent company and wants us to reimburse them for the cost of the bikes, some $5,000. In the complaint, the family said, "Theft has happened before at this hotel. The staff should be asking all guest if they have any bikes with them and that they should take adequate precautions." BULLSHIT! They are your bikes, it's your responsibility to inform US and for you to take precautions. The statement he made is the equivalent of saying, "Someone broke into my car and took the CD's from on my dashboard. You should be telling guest's not to leave their CD's on the dash board." Take responsibility for your own stupidity.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Today's Headlines
Just been surfing the net and looking at some of today's new headlines.
#1: "Spokesman: Armstrong Comeback Possible." Comeback? How the fuck is this a comeback. When you leave a sport for 5 years and then make a triumphant return, that is comeback. Not when you leave the sport for a month to catch up on screwing your untalented windbag of a girlfriend. I hate these assholes who "retire" then comeback. then "retire" again. Either give it up forever or play until your crippled.

#2: "Bush promises probe of Katrina response." He wants to head an investigation into what went wrong. That's much like the fox leading the investigation into what happened at the henhouse. It was 3 days before the National Guard showed up. A week or more before many were evacuated or received medical attention. Why can a man give orders to drop the bomb over night on a foreign country, but when it comes to aiding his fellow Americans he is absolutely useless.

Friday, September 02, 2005

What's In a Name
Why do we live in a society that has to put a human name on a hurricane? And they aren't even intimidating names like Bertha or Hilter. They are names like Katrina and Andrew. How about hurricane Noodles or hurricane Rex. Hurricanes are destructive forces of nature and should be named as such. New Orleans would have gotten federal aid immediately if it were hit by hurricane Whoopin' Your Ass, or hurricane You My Bitch Now.