Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Listening To Instructions


When it says "Cut along dotted line to open," You god damn better well cut along the dotted line.

Saturday, January 14, 2006

Dream Me a Dream

I had a dream I watched a plane crash, there were no survivor's.

Sunday, January 08, 2006

The New Porn

Get yourself some lube and a hanky, and sit down to read a knitting blog. It's the most exhilarating experience you'll ever have.

Thursday, January 05, 2006

Morning Jog

I saw a woman walking her dog today. The dog was wearing a suede hoodie. No kidding.