Tuesday, May 30, 2006

The Reviews Are In

Not that anybody gives a shit now but I just watched Brokeback Mountian. The problem with critiquing a movie that deals with such subject matter is that if you speak poorly of the movie people automatically call you closed minded or a bigot. Well this movie wasn't that good, at all. And it didn't have anything to do with the homosexual nature of the film. I found it to be quite boring and slow moving. It dragged on longer than it needed to, some aspects of the plot seemed pointless, and the ending was stupid. Whose tire blows up while changing it....? In my opinion this movie did not deserve any Oscars and Crash was far more superior and definitely worthy of the best pic award.

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Jeb For Pres

Wouldn't it be great
If they elected Jeb in'08
Another term of Bush
Another 3 billion goes flush
As American flows down the drain
Pass on your crown of shit
Upon your liars chair
A broken country, You cannot repair

*(Last 3 verses modified from Nine Inch Nails song Hurt)

Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Good Bush

The temperature in hell must have dropped a few degrees, because what Bush said about the American anthem is right. If you come to America you should have to learn it and sing it in English. It is, after all, called the American national anthem, not the Spanish American anthem. I don't think it's asking too much if you live and work in a country to learn how to speak the goddamn language.