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Saturday, February 25, 2006
Drama Queen
I was at a hockey game last night when one of the players fell to the ice. Nobody knew what happened to him but he had to be taken out on a stretcher. While he was down I noticed a young woman on the other side of the rink. She was frantically fanning her face with her hand, and kept clutching her face like worried people do. She seemed like a prissy bitch, and kept looking around for some sort of support or recognition. I sincerely hope she was the players girlfriend, otherwise she is just an attention starved whore who needs to not cry when a hockey player gets hurt.
I was at a hockey game last night when one of the players fell to the ice. Nobody knew what happened to him but he had to be taken out on a stretcher. While he was down I noticed a young woman on the other side of the rink. She was frantically fanning her face with her hand, and kept clutching her face like worried people do. She seemed like a prissy bitch, and kept looking around for some sort of support or recognition. I sincerely hope she was the players girlfriend, otherwise she is just an attention starved whore who needs to not cry when a hockey player gets hurt.
Thursday, February 23, 2006
Memo
Dear blog enthusiast,
After review of your site, we have come to the conclusion that your blog is a piece of shit. You have violated the following rules: posting pictures of ugly people, use of capital and non capital letters in the same word (i.e. cUz), annoying use of cursor (i.e. in the form of a butterfly) and having a welcome box that you have to click before entering. It is our decision that your blog be terminated immediately and you do not attempt to start a new one.
Sincerely, The Internets.
Dear blog enthusiast,
After review of your site, we have come to the conclusion that your blog is a piece of shit. You have violated the following rules: posting pictures of ugly people, use of capital and non capital letters in the same word (i.e. cUz), annoying use of cursor (i.e. in the form of a butterfly) and having a welcome box that you have to click before entering. It is our decision that your blog be terminated immediately and you do not attempt to start a new one.
Sincerely, The Internets.
Wednesday, February 22, 2006
Coincidence? I Think Not
Most of my blog posts come to me while sitting on the toilet. Usually I forget them, but this time I remembered. I was thinking about how Saw II and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are essentially the same movie. Each has a crazy weirdo who lures people to his lair. He sets tests for each of his "victims" by involving something to do with their character (i.e. gum chewer, or drug dealer). There is an orgy of blood and guts, everybody is killed except for one and that person is left to be the protege of the crazy weirdo. It also got me to thinking that Willy Wonka is really fucked up.
Most of my blog posts come to me while sitting on the toilet. Usually I forget them, but this time I remembered. I was thinking about how Saw II and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory are essentially the same movie. Each has a crazy weirdo who lures people to his lair. He sets tests for each of his "victims" by involving something to do with their character (i.e. gum chewer, or drug dealer). There is an orgy of blood and guts, everybody is killed except for one and that person is left to be the protege of the crazy weirdo. It also got me to thinking that Willy Wonka is really fucked up.
Sunday, February 19, 2006
Saturday, February 18, 2006
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Random Ramblings
1. I may quit blogging for months at a time for no apparent reason
2. My template has changed once again
3. Why can't George Bush and Dick Cheney ever go hunting together
4. That Danish guy does one bad cartoon and there's a bounty on his head. The Family Circus guy has year's of bad cartoons and there's nothing on him
5. My lips hurt real bad
6. US Olympic Snowboarder's are idiots.
1. I may quit blogging for months at a time for no apparent reason
2. My template has changed once again
3. Why can't George Bush and Dick Cheney ever go hunting together
4. That Danish guy does one bad cartoon and there's a bounty on his head. The Family Circus guy has year's of bad cartoons and there's nothing on him
5. My lips hurt real bad
6. US Olympic Snowboarder's are idiots.
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