Confused Ramblings

United 93

Some thirty million dollars and 2200 acres of land are to be used for a memorial for the people aboard United Airlines flight 93. That is the biggest load of bullshit I have heard in a while. You think the dead people from the flight would want that? I'm not saying we should forget them, but how about a plaque with the names of all the people that would cost maybe 500$. Take the 30 mil and do some good with it. Use it to help people who are live and need it, not dead people who didn't really do anything.

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Mama Let Him Play

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Dad, Tom Cruise Won't Come Out Of The Closet!

This whole TomKat thing is like deja vu for me. It's eerily like that episode of the Simpsons when Troy McClure marries Selma...or was it Patty?

Tom Cruise is fading from the limelight. His agent, Macarthur Parker, suggests that Tom be seen in public with a woman...it will put him back in the spotlight and squash those rumors about his sexuality. So he finds Katie Holmes and they get married. On the honeymoon Tom isn't sure what to do, never having been with a woman before. Katie asks if he is gay, and Tom replies that he wishes he were gay. What he has is a sexual abnormality, something so shocking that no one can ever know about it. And if Katie plays along he can satisfy her needs beyond her wildest dreams(except for sexually, of course). So now they will bring a baby into their sham of a life. The fairly tale ends when Katie catches Tom in his abnormal act and then it's just another Hollywood murder suicide.

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That's What a Union's Like

Is it just here or are all city employees in the world totally lacking of common sense? They shut down one of the main thoroughfares in the city, during rush hour, to do a patch of paving. Now I'm not a fancy city planner or anything but it would make good god damn sense to do something of that nature at night or late morning so as not to interfere with traffic.

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Meltdown

I saw Ice Age II last night. I'm pretty sure I heard people crying. It wasn't a sad movie. It led me to thinking when crying is acceptable, so I have made a list.

Okay to Cry:
-You get Kicked in the Balls/Penis Gets Chopped Off
-Family Member or Close Friend Dies
-All Booze in the Entire World Blows Up In a Freak Accident
-The Playboy Mansion Blows Up In a Freak Accident A Week Before Your Scheduled To Go There
-All Pornography in the World Blows Up In a Freak Accident

Not Okay To Cry:
-A Fictional Cartoon Character Dies
-Oprah Dies in An Explosion
-Your Favorite Hockey Player Gets Hurt On The Ice
-Chocolate Chunk Explosion Ice Cream Is Discontinued
-You Get Kicked Anywhere Except The Junk
-Simon From American Idol Calls You a Fat Douche and That You're A Bad Singer

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They Cured Cancer!

Well you would think that with all the bullshit research they waste money on. Like the latest study that shows strangers who pray for people with heart problems don't have any effect on the patient. How in the fuck do you even measure that?

I want to do a study of my own. Lets gather the people who decide to study junk like this and those that fund it. I will kick each one in the nuts or vagina, and we will see if it has a positive or negative impact on them wanting to do any more shitty research.

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