Meltdown
I saw Ice Age II last night. I'm pretty sure I heard people crying. It wasn't a sad movie. It led me to thinking when crying is acceptable, so I have made a list.
Okay to Cry:
-You get Kicked in the Balls/Penis Gets Chopped Off
-Family Member or Close Friend Dies
-All Booze in the Entire World Blows Up In a Freak Accident
-The Playboy Mansion Blows Up In a Freak Accident A Week Before Your Scheduled To Go There
-All Pornography in the World Blows Up In a Freak Accident
Not Okay To Cry:
-A Fictional Cartoon Character Dies
-Oprah Dies in An Explosion
-Your Favorite Hockey Player Gets Hurt On The Ice
-Chocolate Chunk Explosion Ice Cream Is Discontinued
-You Get Kicked Anywhere Except The Junk
-Simon From American Idol Calls You a Fat Douche and That You're A Bad Singer
I saw Ice Age II last night. I'm pretty sure I heard people crying. It wasn't a sad movie. It led me to thinking when crying is acceptable, so I have made a list.
Okay to Cry:
-You get Kicked in the Balls/Penis Gets Chopped Off
-Family Member or Close Friend Dies
-All Booze in the Entire World Blows Up In a Freak Accident
-The Playboy Mansion Blows Up In a Freak Accident A Week Before Your Scheduled To Go There
-All Pornography in the World Blows Up In a Freak Accident
Not Okay To Cry:
-A Fictional Cartoon Character Dies
-Oprah Dies in An Explosion
-Your Favorite Hockey Player Gets Hurt On The Ice
-Chocolate Chunk Explosion Ice Cream Is Discontinued
-You Get Kicked Anywhere Except The Junk
-Simon From American Idol Calls You a Fat Douche and That You're A Bad Singer
"Chocolate Chunk Explosion Ice Cream Is Discontinued"... crying is a must!
Posted by
Sparkling |
10:07 a.m.
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