Dad, Tom Cruise Won't Come Out Of The Closet!
This whole TomKat thing is like deja vu for me. It's eerily like that episode of the Simpsons when Troy McClure marries Selma...or was it Patty?
Tom Cruise is fading from the limelight. His agent, Macarthur Parker, suggests that Tom be seen in public with a woman...it will put him back in the spotlight and squash those rumors about his sexuality. So he finds Katie Holmes and they get married. On the honeymoon Tom isn't sure what to do, never having been with a woman before. Katie asks if he is gay, and Tom replies that he wishes he were gay. What he has is a sexual abnormality, something so shocking that no one can ever know about it. And if Katie plays along he can satisfy her needs beyond her wildest dreams(except for sexually, of course). So now they will bring a baby into their sham of a life. The fairly tale ends when Katie catches Tom in his abnormal act and then it's just another Hollywood murder suicide.
This whole TomKat thing is like deja vu for me. It's eerily like that episode of the Simpsons when Troy McClure marries Selma...or was it Patty?
Tom Cruise is fading from the limelight. His agent, Macarthur Parker, suggests that Tom be seen in public with a woman...it will put him back in the spotlight and squash those rumors about his sexuality. So he finds Katie Holmes and they get married. On the honeymoon Tom isn't sure what to do, never having been with a woman before. Katie asks if he is gay, and Tom replies that he wishes he were gay. What he has is a sexual abnormality, something so shocking that no one can ever know about it. And if Katie plays along he can satisfy her needs beyond her wildest dreams(except for sexually, of course). So now they will bring a baby into their sham of a life. The fairly tale ends when Katie catches Tom in his abnormal act and then it's just another Hollywood murder suicide.
Yes! i have had the same thoughts run through my head. Way too many parallels between the Troy marries Selma (or was it patty) episode and the whole TomKat thing. Yes!
Thanks for the post
Posted by
Lucy |
3:31 a.m.
lol, i think everyone has their doubts!
Gr8 Blog:)
Take Care.
Posted by
zee |
3:10 p.m.
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