Confused Ramblings

Caption Contest

Last Weeks Winner: ninjaturtlesoup said...
Are interspecies relationships going too far? More on this at eleven.
His site in Now in the Link Column.

This Weeks Pic.

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My Blog Formula

Short Attention Span + Easily Accessible Templates + Easily Bored = New Blog Layout.

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Lest We Forget

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses row on row
That mark our place and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below

-John McCrae

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Woman of The Week

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I h8 Y0u

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Blog of The Week

Click the "Rent My Blog" Link on the right or Here.

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Caption Contest



Just use the comments to add a caption. The contest will run for one week and I will give a link to the best one.

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It's MY Birthday

My birthday is coming near the end of this month and I thought seen as how you readers think of me somewhat like a god*, I went ahead and compiled an Amazon.com Wishlist. If you'd like to get me something just e-mail me(dexterdawg@hotmail.com) and I will send you the wish list. If'in you wants to send cash just use my Pay-Pal Donate button to the left.

*I am not a god and do not condone those people that refer to me as such. I'm just really narcissistic.

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Changes

In an effort to cut down on the actual thinking I have to do for this blog I'm going to start to include some weekly features. They will include Woman of the Week, A Caption Contest (the winner will receive my undying affection or a link, whichever they value more), Photo of the Week (a pic I have personally taken) and if somebody rents my blog there will be blog of the week. Hopefully I can come up with some posts in between so the page isn't crammed with a bunch of pictures.

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Woman of the Week

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It's a Boogie

I was just thinking about kids who pick there nose and then eat the boogers. Why the hell would you ever do that. I'll admit that as a child I picked, maybe even flicked, but it never occurred to me to eat it. Makes you wonder what other bodily solids these kids are eating. "Timmy, where did you get that chocolate bar from?"

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