Hook, Line, and Sinker
I saw a man, who had a hook for a hand, while eating lunch the other day. I thought it fascinating why you would choose to have a hook. If I had a hook I would use it to scare kids and such. My girlfriend pointed out that he probably lost his hand before the time of prosthetics. But my one dying question is; how many times do you scratch your crotch before you remember that there is a hook there.
I saw a man, who had a hook for a hand, while eating lunch the other day. I thought it fascinating why you would choose to have a hook. If I had a hook I would use it to scare kids and such. My girlfriend pointed out that he probably lost his hand before the time of prosthetics. But my one dying question is; how many times do you scratch your crotch before you remember that there is a hook there.
That is indeed rare...but at least he's always got his pirate costume half ready for halloween. All he needs is a parrot on his shoulder and he's disco.
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Johnny Wadd |
8:09 p.m.
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